May 2013
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
Oops I Did It Again (voice impression attempt)
Sam 'Apitong' Zabala
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
(by order)
Britney Spears
Vanessa Hudgens
Angelica Pickles
Raven
Isabella
Bubbles
Scuttle
My dad’s GPS
Me
SHIT THIS IS GOLD SOMEONE SIGN HER NOW
always reblog LOL
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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
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Definitely hurts less the second time
April 2013
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on.
at least gravity is attracted to me
I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
if you ever need nothing i’m here for you
I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done
